This investment’s going up. Tits up. That super-fresh 3-bed condo in the sun, fully kitted-out with American hefe yeast, and cascade hops. The private pool isn’t even built yet! You signed up after a slick presentation from a sharp suit, and fell for those promises of apricot and peach added in the brewery. Sit back home in the rain and add up the damage, take solace in this extraordinarily fruity summer smasher. It’s all you got you putz.